your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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