I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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