I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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