NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Come on in and take your pants off
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