I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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