Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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