stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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