Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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