Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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