do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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