and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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