I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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