My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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