If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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