There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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