I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We're too hungover to prance.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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