Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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