The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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