She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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