Define "chronic" masturbator.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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