For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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