I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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