U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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