I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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