Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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