She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
