i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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