i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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