If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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