Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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