Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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