If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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