She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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