Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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