Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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