how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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