You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
