I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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