Texts From Last Night · DJhallapapi's Favorites

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(503): View more from Oregon

My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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(818): View more from California

Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.

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(818): View more from California

Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.

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(404): View more from Georgia

you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob

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(678): View more from Georgia

At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2

(908): View more from New Jersey

Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?

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(281): View more from Texas

well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"

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(260): View more from Indiana

Vodka is such a love hate relationship.

(661): View more from California

Truer words have never been spoken.

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