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(256): View more from Alabama

FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex

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(845): View more from New York

She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".

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(727): View more from Florida

Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.

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(574): View more from Indiana

apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.

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(845): View more from New York

i can't find my house

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we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

(845): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".

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