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(281): View more from Texas

People with herpes should wear stickers.

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(407): View more from Florida

I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

saw you walking with that piece of shit

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and that piece of shit just read that

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(253): View more from Washington

My mind says no, but my body says yes.

(703): View more from Virginia

What does your body say about chlamydia?

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(210): View more from Texas

Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.

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(914): View more from New York

i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"

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(847): View more from Illinois

just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism

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