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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face

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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.

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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?

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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.

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Only if you died obviously.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.

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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.

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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."

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