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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.

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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.

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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS

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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.

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