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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

His hands were made for my vagina.

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(585): View more from New York

Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

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(516): View more from New York

He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue

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(803): View more from South Carolina

and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old

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(770): View more from Georgia

my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad

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(208): View more from Idaho

he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"

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