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(805): View more from California

WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH

(1-805): View more from California

budget cuts

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YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS

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budget cuts are serious business

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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.

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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.

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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.

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Elaborate

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Strip Mario-Kart

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