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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.

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(520): View more from Arizona

So you had sex with my brother?

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It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.

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(630): View more from Illinois

everybody makes mistakes

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i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances

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(913): View more from Kansas

Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding

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(308): View more from Nebraska

What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?

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(805): View more from California

He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".

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