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(320): View more from Minnesota

I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.

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(971): View more from Oregon

You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...

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Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?

(410): View more from Maryland

you are way too vulgar to be a girl

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