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(516): View more from New York

you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"

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(630): View more from Illinois

it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.

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(315): View more from New York

I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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(954): View more from Florida

tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?

(1-954): View more from Florida

Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.

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(216): View more from Ohio

She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.

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