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(817): View more from Texas

He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"

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(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.

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(407): View more from Florida

Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete

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(517): View more from Michigan

Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

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