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(386): View more from Florida

Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face

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(512): View more from Texas

you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday

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(512): View more from Texas

We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."

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(714): View more from California

She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.

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(219): View more from Indiana

We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.

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